Found this gem while trolling the internet today:
St. Peter is walking along the fence that separates Heaven from Hell and he happens upon the Devil.
"Looks like the fence is gettin' kinda rickety," says St. Peter, "Whaddya say we have it fixed and split the cost 50 - 50?"
"Fence looks fine to me," answers the Devil, "To have it fixed would be a waste o' money."
St. Peter then says, "Well, suppose we go ahead and have it fixed, and then sue you for half the cost?"
"YOU'LL sue US?" chortles the Devil, "And just where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?"
I chortled like the Devil too ;-)